Sunday 9 November 2008

2 Needless Running Videos

How do you make a trance or house music video on a budget? It appears that the best way is just to make a woman run, with varying degrees of urgency.

1. Niki Belucci 1234
All the comments on youtube really do sum this one up: she is really hot, but the music sucks. The entire video is just cuts between her jogging and then DJing. A quick look at her wikipedia page reveals an interesting history. Previous jobs include a six month stint as a porn-star where she made a modest 29 films. She was also a very good gymnast, apparently. There is only one part of this video that is worth watching, and that is the intro. Someone got a helicopter and a man who couldn't speak English to do the intro. Awesome!



2. Слава - дорога бедая
This is the best of the running videos. Unlike Niki, our lady here has been put in a rather uncomfortable looking red leather track suit. One concession the director had to make was that running must have been very difficult. To help out, she has just been put on the back of a truck and filmed, waving her arms. There clearly is some kind of plot here, at least it seems as though there could be. But I'm still struggling to find it.

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